Luckily, Patrick is the least funny person he knows.  Because with funny comes great responsibility.  Be it the healing laughter of Patch Adams, the sharply tuned satirical wit of the Marx Brothers, or the trans-national comedic stylings of George W. Bush; Patrick is happy to have that weight off his shoulders.
 
Patrick has tried time and time again to venture into the world of comedy.  Having studied in Chicago's Second City Conservatory, I.O. and the Playground Theater and with the groups Normal Town, Kerpatty! and Understudies, Patrick has attempted to acquire the skills to infiltrate this grandiose legacy.  But to no avail.  Thusly, Patrick remains yet another member of the huddled masses.  So downtrodden that he struggles to afford even the second half of his surname.
 
Your laughter will not only assure one meal for a boy like Patrick, but also for his many brothers and sisters.  Upon receiving your laughter, you will be sent a color photo of your Patrick or Patwina.  You will also receive a monthly newsletter concerning the life improvements made due to your generous contribution.
 
So remember: Funny is important, but a bushel of funny is more then 3 Pecks of importance.
 
A special thanks to Patrick's family, his Chicago support system, his brothers in M:I arms, and to his sister Molly for reasons Patrick will never live down.

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