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Lloyd Ahlquist's first name is Lloyd and his last name is Ahlquist. These are the facts we have:
Apparently Agent Snake Eyes, as he is better known, began his improv career on the East Coast somewhere near Amherst, MA at U-MASS and reports point to an early childhood in Exeter, NH, a small town where locals are known to keep their mouths shut and old friends can be trusted.
A scattered mish-mosh of evidence has led authorities to believe that at the age of 21 a relocation took place in this young and upcoming agent's career. He vanished from western Massachusetts in late 1998 and sporadic sightings of him began surfacing in the Northern Chicago area. He was said to be seen travelling with five other unidentified young men with whom he seemed to be inseparable. Authorities believe that these may be the other five original agents of the underground improv syndicate that came be known only as Mission IMPROVable.
Eye witnesses have confirmed evidence of Agent Snake Eyes' advanced gymnastics background, and he has also been spotted at the Improv Olympic and at various open mics around the city of Chicago performing what seems to be beat poetry and hip-hop. Details are shoddy at best.
In 2002 Agent Snake Eyes resumed his disappearing act. His face became less and less visible in the Chicago area and he was seen only in remote areas across the country moving in and out of a six-passenger van. Hundreds of performances across the U.S. by Mission IMPROVable are rumored but no concrete evidence has ever been collected and U.S. officials remain baffled.
Agent Snake Eyes' past and present are a cloud of coughy, throat-irritating mystery, but what we do know is this:
His first name is Lloyd. And his last name is Ahlquist.
Yes, that we do know.
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